David: Oh, my God! You just shot the mountain man! 
Michael: I thought it was a turkey, I swear to God! 
Michael: What are we gonna do? 
David: Call Marcus. 
Michael: Yeah, call Marcus. 
Michael: Who’s Marcus? 
Michael: I don’t know, I don’t know! 
Michael: Hey guys, he’s still alive! 
Michael: [Michael Ian Black shoots Mountain Man] Why did you do that! 
Michael: It was either him or us, Mike! 
Michael: What are you talking about? 
David: You guys, we have to call the cops! 
Michael: No cops, Dave… not on this one! 
David: What are you talking about? We have to call the cops! 
Michael: [points gun at David] I said no cops! 
Michael: Hey, don’t do anything stupid, Mikey 
[points gun at Michael Ian Black] 
David: Put the gun down, Mike! 
[points gun at Showalter] 
Michael: Why are you pointing the gun at me, David? I am trying to help you! 
David: I know? it’s weird. 
Michael: Put it down… Put it down… Put the gun down. 
David: Come on! Put the gun down now, Guy, you put it down! 
Michael: 2? 3? Now, what are we gonna do? 
[all three throw guns down] 
David: Without the Mountain Man we are totally lost! 
Michael: How are we going to survive? We’re stuck in these woods with nothing to eat! 
Michael: [looks at Mountain Man’s dead body] I have an idea..

I miss this show so much. Watching now and I can’t stop laughing.